June 2013
32 posts
being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday
i can’t imagine drinking capri sun out of a bottle. it would not be right at all. i feel like the act of drinking it out of that little plastic straw is so integral to the essence of capri sun that bottled capri sun would barely taste like anything
Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party
why do sit ups when you can just sit down
i even procrastinate things i actually want to do
do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me
i feel you
we all feel you
why are so many people touching me
This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night
if you write in cursive i hate you
ℒℴℓ
yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine
my tombstones gonna say “ripped in peace” as i flex forever in my tiny coffin
when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing
fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB
exactly

